From a Phone Booth in the Tao Te Ching

Hello. Who is there?

-- It's me, Carolyne.

Hello. Who is there?

-- It's me, Josef Affandi.

Hello. Who is there?

-- It's me, your father.

Hello. Who is there?

-- It's me, your mother.

Hello. Who is there?

-- It's me, Life.

Hello. Who is there?

-- It's me, Death.

Hello. Who is there?

-- It's me, Yin.

Hello. Who is there?

-- It's me, Yang.

Hello. Who is there?

-- It's me, Desire.

Hello. Who is there?

-- It's me, Will.

Hello. Who is there?

-- It's me, Ego.

Hello. Who is there?

-- It's me, Libido.

Hello. Who is there?

-- It's me, Mr. Intellectual.

Hello. Who is there?

-- It's me, Ms. Nobody.

Hi. I've been looking for you.

-- I've been looking for you too.